Politically Correct Insults


1) She's not dumb; she's a detour off the information superhighway.

2) She's not an airhead; she's reality impaired.

3) She doesn't get drunk or tipsy, only chemically inconvenienced.

4) She doesn't get breast implants; she's cosmetically enhanced.

5) She doesn't nag; she's just orally repetitive.

6) He doesn't have a beer belly; he developed a liquid storage facility.

7) He doesn't get lost all the time; he investigates alternative destinations.

8) He's not balding; he's in follicle regression.

9) He's not a cradle-snatcher; he prefers generationally differential relationships.

10) He's not a male chauvinist pig; he has swine empathy.

11) He's not afraid of commitment; he's monogamously-challenged.

12) He's not quiet; he's a conversational minimalist.

13) He's not stupid; he suffers from minimal cranial development.

- Spotted by Chang May Choon
(from the Electric New Paper)