Politically Correct Insults


1) She's not dumb; she's a detour off the information superhighway.

2) She's not an airhead; she's reality impaired.

3) She doesn't get drunk or tipsy, only chemically inconvenienced.

4) She doesn't get breast implants; she's cosmetically enhanced.

5) She doesn't nag; she's just orally repetitive.

6) He doesn't have a beer belly; he developed a liquid storage facility.

7) He doesn't get lost all the time; he investigates alternative destinations.

8) He's not balding; he's in follicle regression.

9) He's not a cradle-snatcher; he prefers generationally differential relationships.

10) He's not a male chauvinist pig; he has swine empathy.

11) He's not afraid of commitment; he's monogamously-challenged.

12) He's not quiet; he's a conversational minimalist.

13) He's not stupid; he suffers from minimal cranial development.

- Spotted by Chang May Choon
(from the Electric New Paper)

Happy 119th Birthday MG!!!

MGS

With loving hearts and joyous songs

we sing to MGS

And tell the fame of that fair name

for we can do no less

We hope that we may honour bring

and heaven ever bless our school

The fairest in the land

our own dear MGS.

Down through the years our memories

will keep a loving place

For friendships made and pleasures shared

and lessons learned a pace

For those who worked and gave their best

that we might learn to face

the trials of life with faith and hope

and nobly run the race.

And now we're proud to raise the SHOUT

and sing of MGS

Lift high her banner one and all

her name we now profess

In work and play for honours won

today our hearts confess the debt

We owe the love we hold

for our dear MGS

Verdict: It's all up to you, me and God. No one else.

i am only flying back next next Wed night.. and uni starts in 2 days... not good.. but o well, i'm sure my wonderful friends will pay attention during lessons and take down notes, so that i can get them from them.. hehe...

Of late, i realised what love can do to you. It can bring you to great highs and great lows. So, when i am at a great high or a great low, or mostly at a low, or mostly at a high, it means that i'm in love. And in my case, i'm currently in love with God, since i realised my relationship with Him has been up high and down low or stable at times. so thank You, God.

i feel like running away and hide in a corner, away from reality.
bury myself in a hole, whatever, i don't want to be in this world for my operation.
it's funny how since this is my sixth one, i should be much stronger in my faith.
but this is not the case.
i feel like i am even weaker now.
this time's round is so different because they are taking out all the metal rods in my spine.
it's different because i feel so far away from God now more than ever.
and no matter what i do, or what i've been trying to not procrastinate and do, it's not working.
because i'm not doing it the way i'm supposed to do.
it's different because you know how everyone tells me and says, "it's gonna be alright, you'll be fine, you'll be alright, you'll survive, i'll wait for you in Adelaide."
i know it's not gonna be alright, fine, i may not survive, and i might not be able to come back to Adelaide.
coz many things can happen on the operation table and this time's operation is taking out all the metal rods that they've had put in in two operations over three years.
everyone does not really know the circumstances and the details of the operation and sometimes you feel weird even telling them that you're gonna have an operation and they say you'll be fine.
i just wish someone will tell me, "i understand, and i'll be with you, i'll support you, i won't say you'll be fine, but i believe in a God, a Father up there who will look after you, and do what He wants and what He wills for you."
i do not wish to die now, dear God, Father, i still want to live on, complete my degree, and try to serve Your kingdom, please?
In Jesus' name i pray,
Amen.